Calling In

This is dudekazoo, I'm calling because I won't be saying much of anything tonight, I'm sick. Now you know why people don't like to hire me, I get sick a lot and subsequently miss work a lot.
I've been spending obscene amounts of time at this website, cracked.com, it's hilarious. It's also updated every day and has a huge back log of funny crap to read. Laughter is the best medicine after all, so maybe I'll be back on my feet by friday. I leave you with this picture of Kojak, for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Goodnight!